Nuff said.

Okay, maybe I could say more.

Stevenotes have come to be seen as another "Christmas morning" for the Mac faithful and today's address at the 2007 WWDC in San Fransisco amounted to a lot of socks and underwear and a sweater knitted by a distant aunt; useful stuff, but not the treasure trove of Star Wars figures we were hoping for. No toys.

The Worst. Keynote. Ever! T-Shirt is available in Black, the traditional color of mourning, and ranges in sizes from Small to XX-Large. The shirt will only set you back USD$17.90 and will last you for many disappointing keynotes to come.